1. - If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

2. - If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.

3. - If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she'd be Oprah
Chopra.

4. - If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced
him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John
Newton John.

5. - If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to
marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness
Munster.

6. - If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

7. - If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be
Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

8. - Nog (Quark's nephew on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has
no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a
marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then
Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.

9. - If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean
(actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM),
and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be
Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

10. - If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and
married Gregory Peck (hey, it's the 2000's), divorced him
and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

11. - If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even
further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then
divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and
married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod
understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers
Lucky Short Guy."

By PrIsCiLLa